IF MEN DRINK in a PUB (as always, very simple and clear cut).CIDERHe's probably under-aged and wants to get laid.CHEAP DOMESTIC BEERHe's poor / student and wants to get laid.CASTLE LAGER BEERHe likes good beer and wants to get laid.IMPORTED BEERHe's old; he likes good beer and wants to get laid.GUINNESSThe man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another.WATERHe just threw up and is trying to wash the taste out of his mouth so that he can still get laidWINEHe's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid.VODKA OR BRANDYExtremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid.PORTThinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid.WHISKY/JACK DANIELSHe doesn't give two $hits about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid.JIM BEAMNot as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into get

lmao!! he drinks crown royal! thats so true!! lol

Vodka tonic, very interesting Clo. I think you nailed it!!!Hah ahahh hahaaa LOL

Too funny and so very true...Peace.

HA HA ! Your just to funny. I like Jim Beam but it don't get me laid as much as beer.

I suppose i have to answer that on behalf of my GF, well cocktails ! but personally i would go for vodka, or maybe rum