Of what country is Santa Claus a citizen? Is he illegal? Are elves stealing our jobs?
Is it legal for Santa Claus to enter the U.S., operate a flying sleigh, import toys that are made at the north pole, etc.?Does thisa) take away jobs from citizens who would be employed delivering toys if Santa Claus was not doing it for free?b) take away jobs from citizens who would be employed in toy factories in the U.S. if elves were not making toys at the north pole for export to the U.S.Is giving the toys away free "dumping" for which anti-dumping duties should be assessed?Many say that illegal aliens should not be allowed to obtain licenses to drive cars. If Santa Claus is not a citizen or legally in the U.S., should the FAA have given him a license to fly his sleigh through our airspace?
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